What’s goin on it’s BTD Forever I almost accidentally placed a tower before my farm, I forgot it’s boosts only …and I’m in Ceramic Crucible That would’ve been silly! Lets waste a robo farmer, where should I put him? Just to flex. Flex that I don’t care Flex that we… Continue Reading How To Waste Robot Farmers in BTD Battles

I really don’t understand if you couldn’t stop the guy in a top hat before, how does Clara jumping in your time stream suddenly fix the problem? Yeah for real. It just does! I don’t know she’s the impossible girl. So do you two just sit here? Every day? How… Continue Reading Super Cafe: Who’s a Hero

Mr. Roarke: THAT’S MR. DAVIS. HE WANTS TO RELIVE HIS HIGH SCHOOL GLORY DAYS. AND THERE WE HAVE MRS. SMITH. SHE WANTS TO TALK TO HER HUSBAND, WHO’S BEEN DEAD FOR MORE THAN 15 YEARS. AND THAT’S TOMMY DOUGLAS. HE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH A DINOSAUR. SEX WITH A… Continue Reading Fantasy Island Dino Sex | Robot Chicken | Adult Swim

Translator: Yulia Kallistratova Reviewer: Ellen Maloney Pepper: Phew, I thought they would never leave. Zora: Vanessa doesn’t know how to turn us on. P: She sure does the trick for me. Hey Zora, how was your day? Z: Well, the neighbor’s dog licked my sensor again P: Oh, at least… Continue Reading What robots really think about humans… | Zora & Pepper | TEDxLeuven

Let me be clear, I’m not saying he’s NOT actually a robot. I’m just asking you if you’ve ever seen him do anything particularly… robot-y. I see what you’re saying. But what about the fact that he SAYS he’s a robot? I’m Abraham Lincoln. What? No, you’re clearly not– Oh… Continue Reading “Robot, Ninja & Gay Guy” – Season 1, Ep. 1: “The Robot Situation”

LYDIC: Robots have often been romanticized in TV and film, but exactly how close are we to this? CEO of RealDoll, Matt McMullen, believes we’re pretty damn close. Oh, my God. Turns out the sex industry is where some of the most cutting-edge robot and artificial intelligence technology is being… Continue Reading Will We Be Sleeping With Robots by 2025? | The Daily Show

( LAUGHTER ) ANYONE WHO KNOWS ME KNOWS I’M A REAL TECH-HEAD. I’M ON TOP OF ALL THE LATEST CYBER TRENDS. SEE THIS? I USE THIS TO CHECK MY EMAIL, READ THE NEWS, AND FIND OUT WHAT MY HEART RATE IS AFTER READING THE NEWS. ( LAUGHTER ) LIKE ALL… Continue Reading Robotic Cats, “Pooptime Robot Pal” Among The Hot New Gadgets At C.E.S. 2020

Hello, I’m David. Oh, hi. Would you like to talk about…Jesus? Uhhhhh… Jesus Christ. Uh, yeah, sorry… Yes. No, sorry. Oh, no, I understand. Would you like this? Uh, yeah, ok. Thanks then! My song! You haven’t heard my song! Something about the city… …something about the Jesus. And… and… Continue Reading Why Aliens Will Probably Be Robots