“Now we will wait another 8 months for Part fi-.” Nnnope, 5 months this time. HA! IN YO FACE! 5 months?! Nah man, you didn’t even upload another part for like a decad- SHUSH! No. I don’t need to hear that goddamn joke anymore, thank you. Hello guys this is… Continue Reading The Sims Comments Logic (PART 5)

Oh God, I just started a fire! Quick! Let’s scream right next to it unstoppably until the firefighter shows up! Wait what? The house doesn’t have any chairs nor dining tables? Well then toilet it is! OH NO LOOK OUT OLD LADY A CAR!! Uhh nevermind So your dad’s soul… Continue Reading The Sims Logic (Ep.1): Sims 3

Wanna stalk that favorite celebrity of yours? That’s easy! Just buy a drone, have it follow and record the target, and it will follow them wherever they go without them noticing! Hey, so I know that we just met and all and after talking for some time, we’re friends now!… Continue Reading The Sims Logic (Ep.11): Sims 4

OMG there’s a mermaid. Maybe if I call her to come here, I can finally see her swimming gracefully. Hey you there! Can you come over here? Oh alright just a sec ond. Oh yeah. Technology exists. Wait, this small toddler can eat this husked coconut? You’re joking right? What… Continue Reading The Sims Logic (Ep.14): Sims 4 Island Living (ft. SimgmProductions)

Oh wow after so much practice, I can play the piano wonderfully! Now I can also paint the Mona Lisa itself even though I have never painted before! Yeah let’s mop the grass while raining because why the hell not! Oh, so you’re thinking of the perfect time and place… Continue Reading The Sims Logic (Ep.5): Sims 2

-Golly! This place sure is [stammering] terrifying. We shouldn’t have come. -Good thing I’m here. To make you come. This place is definitely dripping with mysteries. -I’m getting wet just standing here. Look! The roof is leaking! -Even Jacko’s scared stiff! -This one goes out to a very special boy!… Continue Reading Sex Swing, Episode 2 – Robot Rock | Rooster Teeth